I am really special
'cause there's only one of me!
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy
the people are jealous of me!

When I'm sad and lonely
I like to sing this song.
It cheers me up and shows me
that I won't be sad for long!
Oh, oh, oh

I'm so happy
I can barely breathe!
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs
and kittens baby teeth.

Watch out all your mothers!
I'm happy it's hardcore!
Happy as a coupon
for a twenty dollar-
Heh heh heh heh

I'm really happy,
I'm sugar-coated me!
Happy? Good. - Anger? Bad.
it's my philosophy!

I can't do this man, I'm not happy...

I AM REALLY SPECIAL
'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME!!!
LOOK MY SMILE! IT'S SO DAMN HAPPY
THE PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF ME!

There are my love handles,
and this is my spout.
But if you tip me over then
Gaster says ,,KNOCK YOU OUT"!

I am special! I am happy!
...I am gonna heave...
Welcome to my happy world!
Now get you shit and leave!

I am happy! I am good!...
...I am...
I'm outta here!
Screw you!